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BREAKING MUSE - Contents of Chinese Balloon Revealed Here!


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Inscription on the bottom of balloon reads: "Made in China by Uighur Slave Labourers."

Communist Chinese Airlifting Latest Covid Variant Directly to US

By Marc J. Rauch
Exec. Vice President/Co-Publisher
THE AUTO CHANNEL


After being subjected to hours of mind-numbing reportage of why there is a large "spy" balloon, with a payload container below it, passing over North America from Commieland, there is only one thing I can think of: The Chinese have decided to ship the latest variant of the Covid virus - a far deadlier and faster spreading variant - directly to a large American city in hopes of it spreading like a super-wildfire throughout America and the world.

The PRC Chinese are looking for right wind pattern to push the balloon over a large city to drop the contents.

Is this possible? Sure, after all, the tactic was used by Japan during World War II. If you are unaware of this, or forgot, CLICK HERE.


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An unexploded Japanese balloon bomb photographed in Kansas in 1945. (Wikimedia Commons)

And since we all know that the Communist Chinese are incapable of any independent creative ideas (they don't even make Chinese food good), it stands to reason that they would co-opt the Japanese idea.

If anyone has any contrary evidence to the information posted above, please send it to me immediately. If I'm wrong, I will rescind the charge and apologize for my remarks - except for my comment that they don't even know how to make good Chinese food. For great Chinese food, you have to go to Brooklyn or Long Island.

To Read Another Wierd Balloon Story Try This: 6-year-old boy floats away in balloon